Bring Me To You


Don't see me coming to your city anytime soon? Why not bring me to you!

Check out My Schedule Here to see when I'm available for exclusive travel! 

48 Hours: $6000


24 Hours: $4200


14 Hour Overnight: $3500

Alaska & Hawaii Minimum


8 Hours: $2800

West Coast & Mountain Minimum

Includes California, Oregon, Washington State, Idaho, Montana & Wyoming

6 Hours: $2600

Southwest Minimum

Includes Texas, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona, Utah & Colorado


4 Hours: $2200

Great Plains & Southeast Minimum

Includes Fargo, Bismarck, Sioux Falls, Nashville, Memphis Knoxville, Chattanooga, Richmond, Norfolk, Roanoke, Charlotte, Raleigh, Charleston, Atlanta, Savannah, New Orleans, Florida, Alabama & Mississippi 


3 Hours: $1800

Northeast & Further Midwest Minimum

Includes Boston, Providence, NYC, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington DC, Minneapolis, Detroit, Ann Arbor, Kalamazoo, St Louis, Des Moines & Louisville


2 Hours: $1200

Available in the Midwest by car only.

Driving time must be within 3.5 hours from Chicago.

Includes Springfield IL, Peoria, Champaign/Urbana, Milwaukee, Madison, Green Bay,  Bloomington, Ft Wayne & Indianapolis

Fine Print

The rates above are all inclusive, meaning that there is no additional charge for travel or accommodations! No need at all to worry about the fluctuations of plane ticket or hotel prices putting a damper in our plans! 


All you have to do is give me least five days notice, provide a 50% deposit and I'll take care of the rest! Please note this deposit is non refundable and non transferable.


 Courses over 3 hours in length require at least one shared meal every 4 hours (excluding time spent sleeping).

I require at least 6 hours of sleep plus up to one hour of solitary primping time in the morning for all courses that include an overnight stay. I require 2 hours of solitary time during the day on top of this for any course 24+ hours in length.