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So you want to be teacher's pet, huh? How thoughtful! A gift (in addition to the gift of your company of course!) is never required. But hey, it never hurts to see what it can do to your GPA ;)


-Rosè. Rosè. Rosè.

-Drier Whites: Sauvignon Blanc, Pinot Grigio, Grüner Veltliner

-Fuller Bodied Reds: Shiraz, Malbec, Bordeaux

-Sparkling: Champagne, Cava, Prosecco 

-Oh, and did I mention I love Rosè?


I also occasionally enjoy a nice locally made beer or cider that has a relatively low ABV, usually about 7% or under. My hard liquor days are mostly behind me, though a bourbon on the rocks can a very special treat from time to time. 


-Fresh Berries, Especially with Vegan Whipped Cream! 

-Mangoes and Pineapples

-Hail Merry Tarts 

-Miyoko's Vegan Cheese Wheels and Mary's Gone Crackers

I am a heavily leaning vegan vegetarian, meaning that my diet is *mostly* plant based with an occasional dairy indulgence. And, once in a blue moon, you may spot me slurping a raw oyster or two when I'm on one of the coasts!

I only accept unopened items in their original packaging. When in public, please do not order a drink for me prior to my arrival.

Gift Cards

-Playful Promises

-Honey Birdette

-Agent Provocateur



-Whole Foods 


-Pure Barre

Lingerie & Clothing

-Bras: 36E or 34F

-Garters: L (4)

Panties or Thongs: L or XL (4 or 5)

Dress Size: US 10 or 12

Shoe Size: 9/9.5 (40 or 40.5)



-Ombrè Leather by Tom Ford

-Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle

-Vanilla Woods by The 7 Virtues

-Lady Vengeance by Juliette Has A Gun

Miscellaneous Indulgences

-Diptyque Candles

-Stella McCartney Sweaters & Handbags

-Eberjay Pajamas

-Whole Bean Bags of Locally Roasted Coffee

-Lush Bathbombs

Wish Lists

Coming Soon!