The Cliff Notes
Age
(Late) Dirty 30s
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Homebase
Charlotte NC
(also Asheville NC, Greenville SC + Knoxville TN)
Height
5’6”
Measurements
36G-32-45
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Shoe Size
US 9
Hair
Coppery Auburn to Mid Back
Skin Tone
Delicate Porcelain
Eyes
Greyish Greenish Blue
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Heritage
Irish + Italian
Education
MFA in Creative Writing
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Star Sign
Libra (October Birthday)
Diet
Conscious Pescatarian
Personality
Seductive, Intelligent, Warm, Playful, Slightly Sarcastic, Always Compassionate
Adornments
Five Tattoos, No Piercings or Surgical Enhancements
A Few OF My Favorite ThINGS
Books
Lolita, Wide Sargasso Sea, The Divine Comedy, Paradise Lost, Chasing The Scream, Mating In Captivity, Smoke Gets In Your Eyes, Hunger: A Memoir of (My) Body, Fire Shut Up In My Bones, Failure Is An Option
Film
Dog Day Afternoon, Harold + Maude, Happiness, Boogie Nights, The Lighthouse, Midsommar, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hellraiser, Sean Of The Dead, Waiting For Guffman, The Birdcage
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Television
Yellowjackets, Abbott Elementary, Bob's Burgers
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Podcasts
Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend, Why Won't You Date Me?, Decoder Ring, Slums Of Film History, If Books Could Kill
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Music
Nina Simone, Amy Winehouse, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Brittany Howard, Portishead, Massive Attack, The Beastie Boys, Wu-Tang, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Queen, Johnny Cash, Blood Orange, Junglepussy, Solange, Run The Jewels
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Cuisines
Mediterranean, Nordic, Vietnamese, Indian, Ethiopian, Latin American, Contemporary Southern
Libations
Full Bodied Red Wines, Dry White + Rosè Wines, Brut Champagnes, Craft Bourbons + Japanese Whiskeys, Gin Cocktails
Style
Reformation, Modern Citizen, Anthropologie, Pinup Girl Clothing, Lululemon, Jimmy Choo, Stuart Weitzman, The Real Real, Wolf + Badger
Lingerie
Studio Pia, Else, Dita Von Teese, Fleur du Mal, God Save Queens, Harlow + Fox
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Scents
Ombrè Leather by Tom Ford, Bee by Ellis Brooklyn, Santal Vanille by The Seven Virtues, Musc Ravageur by Frederic Malle
Miscellany
Diptyque Candles, Fischersund Incense, Vosges Haut Chocolates, Cat Toys For My Feline Son
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what makes my world go 'round
Live Music in Intimate Venues
Botanical Gardens + Arboretums
Offbeat Museums
Getting Lost in a New City
Independent Movie Houses
Used Bookstores
Vintage Arcades
Receiving Foot Rubs
Puns + Dad Jokes
Slurping Raw Oysters
Candlelight
Lounges + Speakeasies
Dive Bars
Neck + Forehead Kisses
Falling Asleep to the Sound of Rain
Holding Hands
Sweater Weather
Useless Trivia
Smoked Anything
Geothermal Hot Springs