Screening

Screening is mandatory for all new clients. In order for me to fully immerse myself in our experience, it is imperative for me to feel comfortable and safe. Along with providing your name, age, email and real phone number (no apps or VoiP), you may choose one of these discreet screening methods.

 

I am no longer accepting references or P411 as primary methods of screening. They can however be used as supplemental screening, which may expedite the screening process.

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Government ID (One Required) 

Driver's License

State ID

Passport

For your safety I encourage you to black out sensitive information such as your license number and full address. Just your picture, name, DOB and city and state must be visible.

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Employment Verification (Two Required)

Your Personal Listing on Your Company Website

Your Linkedin Profile (100+ connections and a picture required)

 Your Work ID Badge

Your Direct Company Email (yourname@yourcompany.com)

 Your Direct Company Phone Number (with extension if applicable)

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Deposits 

A deposit is required to secure your time with me. This allows me to set aside time in my schedule for you and only you. Chicago based appointments require a 25%  (1/4th). Touring appointments require a 33% (1/3rd) deposit. All Drive and Fly Me to You appointments require a 50% (1/2) deposit. I also will ask for a 50% (1/2) deposit if there have been any previous cancellations or drop offs in communication, and for all same day appointments. These deposits are of course deducted from your total; they are not an additional fee.

 

I am able to accept Cash App, Venmo, credit/debit card, Apple Pay and Google Pay. Select gift cards may be accepted on a case by case basis, but do keep in mind gift cards cannot be refunded under any circumstances. Rest assured, my payment processors are all registered under a completely different business name (think catering) and I do not publish my payment app handles anywhere on the internet for your safety and mine. 

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Cancellations

Life happens and can sometimes put a damper on our plans, and I want to ensure that we are both treated fairly in the event of unforeseen circumstances. Deposits are not refundable in the event of your cancellation, but they are transferable in the event I am provided with ample notice. Chicago based appointments cancelled with at least 72 hours notice and traveling appointments cancelled with at least one week's notice may have the deposit transferred within 30 days of cancellation (minus any travel related fee such as airfare). Cancellations made after that time frame are forfeited. 

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My full fee is expected in the event of a cancellation made with 24 hour or less notice in Chicago and 72 hours or less notice for any travel based appointments.

 

In the event I must cancel our appointment, you deposit will of course be promptly returned to you (unless you choose to reschedule). 

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Hygiene 

Hygiene is of the utmost importance and will ensure that we both have an amazing time together. For incall appointments, I will invite you to use the restroom to wash your hands and use the provided mouthwash. If you haven't had a chance to shower within an hour or so of our date, I will also invite you to wash up with the toiletries provided. For outcall appointments, please take care of showering and using mouthwash either right before or upon my arrival.

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The Envelope

Kindly take care your remaining balance upon your arrival for incall, or my arrival for outcall. You may simply leave it on a nearby table as you go to wash your hands and use the mouthwash. If you'd like you may put it in an unsealed envelope, greeting card or book. When meeting in public, a book or a gift bag is best for the sake of discretion.

 

If you'd like to take care of your balance electronically or via debit/credit card, arrangements must be made before we meet. 

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Ps + Qs

All appointments three hours and over require some time in a public setting. All appointments over four hours require at least one shared meal depending on the amount of time booked. If you have extenuating privacy concerns, kindly let me know and we can discuss ordering in for an additional fee.

 

Any appointment 16+ hours in length requires at least 6 hours of uninterrupted sleep plus some private time in the morning for me to shower and freshen up.

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Reviews

I do not participate in review culture in any way. If there are reviews of me out there, I am blissfully unaware of their existence and prefer to keep it that way. I do not ask for or request reviews for the sake of our mutual privacy and respect. If they do indeed exist just know that I consider any reviews containing explicit language and themes to be works of fiction and therefore I will never confirm, deny or acknowledge them or their contents in any capacity.